Breaking News (Fictional Comedy)
ANCHOR: Good evening. Tonight’s lighthearted story comes from a local family whose search for a missing dad took an unexpected turn.
A young girl was asked to draw a picture of her father to help describe him. Her masterpiece featured a shiny bald head, two tiny puffs of hair on the sides, giant round eyes, a long nose, and the world’s goofiest smile.
At first, everyone in the newsroom thought the drawing was just a child’s funny imagination.
Then came the update.
A recent family photo of her dad appeared on the screen…
…and it looked almost exactly like the drawing.
For several seconds, the entire studio fell completely silent.
Our anchors did their best to remain professional.
That effort lasted approximately three seconds.
Both immediately burst into uncontrollable laughter as the uncanny resemblance left everyone speechless.
Thankfully, the father wasn’t actually missing for long. He had simply fallen asleep in his garage while “organizing tools,” according to his family.
When shown the drawing, he reportedly smiled and said,
“She forgot my eyebrows.”
No feelings were hurt, the family is laughing about it, and the little artist has officially earned the title of “Most Accurate Family Portrait of the Year.”
This has been today’s completely fictional feel-good news story.
